This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive

NO ONE LIKES ANIME

>>5945
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE

Weighted Companion Cube R.I.P.

Crying over the weighted companion cube is about as dumb as subscribing to the Floating Inverted Skycastle theory

Solve for E

>>5967 Almost as dumb as continuing to read posts you make OH SNAP

P.S. you heartless bastard

I stole this from somethingawful

TOP STORY!

I suppose people might read digg for nostalgia... But I have the feeling there's just 3,000 digg users who somehow missed out on this 7 year old site.

>>5949 OH SHI- CARMEN SANDIEGO?!!!

The years clearly have not been kind to you Hiryuu! it's all that vicious drug abuse.

http://soundscroll.awardspace.com/

That's a trojan there, pussytits.

Shitty game with flashy graphics.

UD spawning in the Burial grounds? How'd you manage that?

what game is this?

lol hero editor

>>5954

You're a smart mother fucker!

Oh Fucking Ye!

sorce?

>>5922
the internet

It's "The FUCKING internet" Al. Did you not study the language lesson presented so clearly?

actually, it's
za fukkingu intaanetto

epic trampling

Finally a photo of the woman the RIAA sued for 250,000$ or whatever.

STOP PROMOTING THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA THIS IS NOT THE BOARD FOR THIS!!!!

This board is dead from the gay agenda.

I don't understand this diagram. Please explain.

THERE IS ONLY #FFMLCH4N

So um the "niggers" are the only thing stemming the flow of the blood of innocents into society at large? And like the pentagram thing is like an underground rock where the blood is like lava or something?

Is the pentagram rock heading "eastward" in the picture? Is the bend in the lower black line which apparently is not compries of "niggers" caused by the pressure that -11chan puts on society or something?

As a political cartoon this fails utterly.

Here is a concise diagram detailing this imageboard and it's relationship to the internet at large.

>>5914
it all makes sense now

The "niggers" are spilling the blood of the innocent on society, I think. And 11chan is mad because they need that blood for satanic rituals.

But take the bar representing "niggers" out of the picture and the blood of the innocent will flood into society unchecked according to this diagram.

I suppose satanists aren't terribly good at diagrams.

That's Sam, winner of the World's Ugliest Dog contest in 2006. He was a Chinese crested hairless.

>>5836
No stupid
it's from mexico

If you had a rocket the size of Wisconsin, it would blow the Earth's atmosphere into space. You see, the earth is like a bowl, the atmosphere is like soup in the bowl, and a rocket is like a spoon. If you move a spoon around in a bowl of soup the soup just flows around it and the bowl doesn't move. However, if the spoon is the size of Wisconsin the bowl will move, but you will spill all of the soup. You could also think of the earth as a bicycle wheel. The spokes of the wheel represent the Earth's gravitational force, the sprockets represent the Earth's centrifugal force, the petals represent the sun, the chain represents the sun's gravity, and the rider is God. If a large object (a pothole or rock) passes by the Earth (the bicycle wheel) the spokes COMBINED with rotation provided by the sprockets keep the tire from popping. So, as you can see, the Earth shouldn't suffer any serious effects from a large mass passing by it, unless you run over nails or something, but that is more comparable to an alien invasion.

And why are you impersonating me?

If you keep doing it I'll have you sued for liable.

>>5846 credpoints!

Hi everyone! I am gay and I like eating dirt lolz.

Animated.

animated

http://www.incrediblefeatures.com/ifi/whatsnew.jsp?wnid=79&iu=altwhatsnew/ugliestdog_01/incred_wn_page_02.htm

It is Sam, winner of the world's ugliest dog contest.

I don't know about any sacred dogs from Mexico, but I do know that the chihuahua was considered sacred when it was brought to Mexico.

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>>5887
>>5890

segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault segfault

= shit