Alright, /b/tards, it's time we band together for a common cause and possibly one of the greatest bridge tolls of all.
Doritos has a contest allowing the general public to vote on the name of one their new Dorito flavors. After some minor debating at >>1109746 the collective Anonymous has decided that the most appropriate name that has the best chance of getting through is:
BARREL ROLLS
The reason for this name and not others is because, as one Anonymous put it, "Barrel Rolls has the potential to make it through just on the fact that the title itself still doesn't tell the mystery of the flavor, which whoever is in charge may find amusing enough to pick" and that other memes (such as Longcat) would seem too nonsensical and/or unorthodox to be a flavor name on a bag of chips. Whoever is in charge may just be a /b/tard too, so that increases our chances.
If you're having trouble finding the place where to vote for the name, then hover your cursor above the bag of Doritos towards the ceiling. A "Name The Flavor" option will be revealed, and after clicking it you can enter the name.
The site requires you to register before allowing you to submit your chip name, but if you really don't want to do that, then use this site to provide false information. Remember that this contest is ONLY LEGIBLE TO CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES:
http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/
Remember that we're mass voting on the basis that the sheer number of people voting could persuade them. Also, if you're wondering what the flavor actually is, the new chips are cheeseburger flavored.
GO TO THIS URL TO VOTE:
** http://x13d.doritos.com/ **